The Boob Tube

8:09 PM / /

Ok... is everyone here...
Not you... go eph yourself

ok soo today I want to talk about some of the messed up things that go through my head.
For those of you who know anything... and know where London, England is, its in ephing England.

so if you know all that then you know that they call the subway "the TUBE"

Ok so take that in for a second and I have some more set up for this post

The term boob toob, I always thought it ridiculous to call a TV that and I guess
thats why nobody in their right mind says it any more, but I digress...

What if there was a real boob tube instead of some combination referencing the word boob
to imply stupidy and talking about the TV like a Tube when be all know...

BITCHES GOT flat screens.

The boob tube should be a real thing

Just think about it, what if there was a subway with tits everywhere?
huh, huh... think about it.

What if you could roll up on a subway car and the door opens

and...


BOOOOOOYYYAA

Tities, everywhere, just dancing up and down the car, and your loosing your
mind and the guy beside you is throwing singles and at the end og the car theres
a crooked eyed bouncer, and I mean crooked, like product of incest crooked.


I'm just saying, think about that commute, it gives a whole new damn meaning to
Morning Wood

aight Eph off

See you next
BlogDonkey

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1 comments:

Comment by meg. on October 24, 2008 at 8:18 AM

makin it rain in the the tube?

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