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Found this ------------------------------------------->>>>>

NBD, Except that it is, Why did i not have this when i was a kid this is like my dream come true Circa 1989. Let make something clear, this toy existed in separate capacities in the 1980s, except that it was two separate toys.

the Nerf Gun, Thank you, and the Transformer.

Children do not deserve a toy like this, They have no respect for the power that is NERF, or let alone the know appropriate mythology to Properly respect the Transformers, who as we all know are robots in disguise.

So let get more specific about this Bitch kicking, super wicked party pants toy!!/

STARSCREAM = BAD GUY BITCH
this kid on the box thinks he's a good guy, No kid wants to be the bad guys, unless, your a sociopath. which this kid clearly is. so Good guy, Nope, WRONG, YOU LOOSE.




So what does it look like. Here is Starscream in full effect and he is seriously Boss.

Look at those Nuke Looking Mother bombs under his wings.


and there are Douche Darts sitting around for some reason, lets find out why?

Well the explanation comes from what i was saying before this folks is a combo toy, for loving and loving your friends, and by loving i mean party punching, and by party punching i mean, Donkey punching, and by Donkey Punch i mean...
the love that only two men share when they are lost in the woods with no hope for rescue.



RIGHT KID!!!!!!
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



Bababababababa

BOOOOOOOOOIEEEEEEE







But seriously Toy turns into this

I Call it the Super FIST OF LOVE...

And i want to slow dance with it, then lay it down gently on a bed of Sex,

and then Have Sex with it??
WHAT THE?!?! Ruined another children's toy Way to GO.,..

BINGO

BD

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