**BLGDNKY**

First off Respect

http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/

this Blog is inspired By the above.

SO i look around an i see in major cities that there isn't as much fear in the young suburban folks,
It's just a sense of security that has grown over time
the question really is, WHY?? why are the streets seemingly safer?

I'm pretty sure they are not safe at all, but instead the Suburban folks are looking more dangerous and less inviting for criminals.

the "Hipster" Movement, of Lets dress like hobo's because we don't care. Or whats the craziest fucking thing i can put on, and then i'll shit on it and wear it backwards. These things are all wonderful, some examples, Which i would like to shout out to the afformentioned blog, are as follows.

This literally looks like a photo shop of 3 people a Womans legs the upper body of a man/boy and the head of a leprechaun. Nobody would fuck with this guy, he'd just like it. and spend the whole time talking to you in a creepy irish accent. This guy wants you to get his pot of gold, and rub it all over your face.

I KNOW I"M BASICALLY putting my own captions on someone else photos, Fine fuck you, in the end there is a point. Bare with me.

So what can we say here, well the fact is who are criminals going to fuck with in this situation, Say we have a rapist, Hows he going to know who to take down, Or a robber wants some money
they both have purses. and look like bitches. These two Ziggy stardust meets, The clash, meets we're so cool because we weren't even born whne they were popular and we can only name 3 sonsg because thats all you need to know when you enter the time machine of our minds. they Scare the fuck out of me, Simply because they beleive that being as demented as they are is a smart thing to do. it's like a mental disorder without any possible medical intervention.


LE PIECE DE RESISTANCE


Lets just say this clock work orange inpired Street Kid, is make every wish they had a bar of soap in a sock... and for you fuckers who didn't get that, it was a double Stanley Kubrick Reference. SUCK A DICK.

This mental case is more like to eat his own feces than have any money on him, stear clear young criminals Hipsters will FUCK YOU

Sometimes literally,
Mostly emotionally though


SO my closure point is, Nobody ever robs hobos, and now that it's for some reason Cool to look like a shit smeared Dumpster Junkie, Less Suburbans kids will get fucked with.

thanks to Look at this fuckin Hipster.

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Labels: Faux Pas, Math