**BLGDNKY**

So here's the deal, another probe into the Ephed mind of the BlogDonkey.

This one goes back to one of my earliest school age fears.

This dates to when I started going to elementary school and it was my first experience with two separate giant washrooms for the boys and the girls.

and No it doesn't involve pissing in a clown's mouth.
(Clown Urinal)

so fuck off.

Needless to say I had never seen a place like the washrooms at school; with all the urinals and giant stalls it was really fuckin' overwhelming, I was afraid.

Now whats worse is the first time you Drop a deuce, in school.

Well at the age of 6 I had this weird idea about how the washrooms actually operated, I thought that there was some reason for the boys and girls washrooms being back to back. So every time I sat in the stall i had this fear come over me.

not the standard fear that some fuckin' hand was going to come and grab my wiener for the mystery toilet; no no something far more elaborate.

I had this idea that all the stall could be rotated into the girls washroom, with some sort of mechanism, not sure what, maybe a creepy half man - half camel was working in the basement of the school who the fuck cares.

I just know that every time i sat down there was this inherent fear that the stall was going to start moving and I was going to be shitting in the girls washroom and have to walk out surrounded buy girls who had just listened to my logs dropping.

Irrational... YES


Possible...??

Maybe

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BlogDonkey

Labels: Childhood Fears