**BLGDNKY**

Big fuckin deal!!!

No really it is, I guess... now the question is that now that the poles are open who will win?

the truth is this time I matters but not in the way that you think. See the big decisions will continue to be made by the same people.


Or rather the same one person... now who is that person?



This is pretty tricky to say but the control of the button has always been on the hands of the same person...

Well...


That's right folks this here is Mortimer and he's got his finger on the button.


He's the one that makes all the big finger pushing decisions;

for example in this photograph you can see Mortimer betting on race horses

"GOOOOO Lady's a Whore GOOO
run faster fuccccccccck!!!"

Now it's time to answer why this election is more important than others... it's simple, upgrades. It's time for new monument or some bullshit to show up in government.

Now what you should be voting for is who you think would make the coolest shit possible, Because as I already explained, Mortimer makes the decisions.

lets compare candidates and what they would potentially bring to the table.

McCain: whats he got...hmmm?

Strippers, that's right, have you seen his running partner, if he's putting a bitch like that on his ticket you know he's thinking with his non functioning, Viagra driven dust penis.

so if that's the case, maybe it's finally time to build a monument honoring the oldest profession in the book, Prostitution, and add strippers to that. McCain is just nasty enough to finally pay homage to his great grandmother... Yeah i went there. A BOOYAAA!!!


Obama:

He's probably gonna build something, You know he will, But not in the way I want to see, he's even talked about it...

Infrastructure!!

who need that Bull shit, does infrastructure dance...?

Does infrastructure Take it's clothes off?

I wonder what Mortimer thinks of infrastructure...

The only infrastructure that i want to see as the future president is the infrastructure of stripper poles in public venues, McCain knows... he knows


That's RIGHT!!

BLOGDONKEY 2012 Fuckers

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BlogDonkey

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