**BLGDNKY**

Eph ME!!!

It's coming and I bet you don't know what to do,
the same way that I have no idea what to do.
This movie has been hyped out it's own ass and there is really nothing more to say about whats going to happen when it releases, instead I'd like to discuss what I will do instead of seeing this big pile of steaming lemur shit.
(Side note: If you weren't already aware Lemurs are native to the African island country of Madagascar)

SO lets Break down this movie first before I set it on fire with a blowtorch of hate and malice.

This movie is about fuckin vampire, BOOYA, wait don't get excited, its not a good one like Bram Stoker's Dracula, it's not sexy like Interviewing a vampire; It's not funny for Fuck sakes, like Buffy the Vampire molester; they could even try and make it Sub-Par with gadgets, like Blade 123,

But they made it shit, the kind of shit shovelled into the mouths of eager shit-eating teens and preteens.

This movie is more likely to cause actual death in teens than any other Vampire movie ever, out of pure shittyness, YES THAT'S A WORD.

SO what am I going to do instead of watching this new age of Fantasy Garbage? hmm lets see. I could punch myself in the right eye and see how big i can make it swell, OR I could dress up in rags and get a free meal from a soup kitchen,

OR

I could go Vampire hunting myself, For the new age of vampire,
Better known as

Fuckin Emo Core, kill myself SPIDERMAN

"Save Me Spiderknob, Your my only Hope"

If this is the future of fantasy films I say we resurrect George Lucas from the dead and....

WHAT?

He's alive?..

Nono your thinking of Robot George Lucas, the One that made Star Wars episode 1, what a piece of shit that was.

so to conclude, I would rather eat a Turd Sandwich than sit through this garbage over hyped venereal diseased prostitute of a film.



If you go don't say I didn't warn you


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