**BLGDNKY**

Happy Holidays, mutha Truckas,

Conveniently It's also, Ma B-day, Sort off, it's tom morrow,

...fuck you

So anyhow I though how fitting to DO a piece on Tanks Givin' (not typos)

And when I say Piece, I mean Piece!

SO What do you think off when you think Thanksgiving... well...
I don't care, this is about me, Bahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

SO to move on Thanksgiving is great, But did we ever stop to think about how Carnal it is, how Basic the celebration is to our own animal instincts.

lets pause and evaluate...
You get together with a group of people, those you trust, your family the ones who won't steal your food, then you...

Eat the Shit out of a BIRD!

you sit around talking about Bullshit that is really just small talk to fill the void between bites of large Avian Deliciousness.

After your done eating, one of two things happen, You sleep or you sleep.
that's it you don't do anything else, don't pretend like it's about family, If you think it is don't be such a tard,

the only other thing it can be about, besides openly promoting obesity is...

CONSUMERISM!! Hurrayyyyy

Buy buyy buy buy buy buy buy buy bhuy yubyuybybyuwbyasbgk

Fucking buy some bull shit and rub it on your face and then eat it and then give it to an ungrateful prick who doesn't even like you. Or better yet

GO watch a parade like today, and truly believe that it's about the floats and fun when really...

really....

It's about the companies advertising their delightful products for us greedy consumers to Devour whether edible or not.
This one right here is a perfect Example of Thanksgiving spirit, Or ....

Advertising raping the common man for every hard earned dollar he has at a time when he can't even get a fucking loan to save his house.

But don't worry there's lots of delicious Ocean spray to drink when you watch as all your children leave you and your house is repossessed.

I don't know about you but first off, Woodland critters don't fuckin drink ocean spray,

and

Correct me if I'm wrong, but when the Mayflower showed up in North America they weren't Drinkin Ocean spray.

Nowhere in my history books does it say,
then Jon Smith Wiped out a big fuckin RUBY RED, and downed it before he Nailed Pocahontas

If it does then I'm wrong but our souls belong to the advertizers anyway so ...

Let's all just Dance

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BlogDonkey

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