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Back... what .. Yeah...
You know what though...

VACATION

brought to you by:

"STRIPPERS!!!" so lets bring this one back for a second here,

What is your fondest memory as child of family vacation;

how many stupid petting zoos did you go to, you don't know cause your stupid, and i don't know because of "STRIPPERS!!!".



For some reason, you can remember the good ones sure; but it's the really shitty ones that hold a special place in your heart and as a result of this i was thinking of how I could pass this knowledge and experience on.

then it came to me in a dream about "STRIPPERS!!!" and I want to impart this knowledge on you.

Why waste your time having an expensive planned fun vacation that's only going to blend into the rest of the memories of a happy childhood.

For example why not add something disturbing to the trip with a twist of fun.
Example the first:

Why not give the kids a solid lesson in History and Phonics,

First it's pronounced Nuclear, not Nucular, thanks G.B. YOU MA BOYYY!!
and second lets see what happens when we fuck up, we as in Humans, and what happens when people with money say NO MORE. and abandon something they fucked up.

WELCOME TO CHERNOBYL!!!!

This little diddy of a vacation has it all, Blown up buildings, Sick people, threat of death and poisoning,

You've even got the excitement of a petting zoo with the mutant wildlife running amok.


Your kids will never forget the day they saw the most horrifying thing of their lives.


Come on down, there's a free loot bag, Mostly filled with broken glass and old porno mags, but still

IT'S LOOT!



Now our Next Destination is a little more high energy... HAHAHAH

By that I mean there's more going on there and right now is the time to go before they fix it up and it because a nice place to go.

No kid will ever forget Dodging bullets on...


THE GAZA STRIP!!!!


DUCK, Dodge and Contract tetanus. all in one jam packed vacation for the ages,

Get caught in a religious war you have no part being in. What more could you want.


...Falafel...




FORGET ABOUT IT!!!!

But long lasting scars is what you will have for your kids and it will irreparably damage them for life.
and they will always remember your blatant disregard for their safety,

ENJOY!!

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BlogDonkey

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