Hello All,Today I'd like to talk about something that bothers the hell out of me and everyone has experienced in one way or another what I'm about to discuss.
The term Door Lizard may not mean anything to you yet but by the time your done reading you will now have a term to identify that person in line that you sometimes want to drop kick in the face with razor blade shoes covered in dog feces.
So lets do a little break down, what exactly is a door Lizard?
Well it's one of those Epher's that sidles through the doorway without propping the door open for the next person.
It's that Jackass that slips in just as the door is closing and the person behind them has to go and open the door from scratch, instead of continuing the propped door chain.
If this explanation is not sufficient I will now describe a situation that almost everyone has been in, either as the victim of as the DOOR LIZARD.
So I'm walking down a halway, minding my business listening to some Milli Vanilli, and there is a door at the end of this hallway, But I don't think anything of it because there are quite a few people walking ahead of me so they will have the door propped when I get there and I will pay it forward, Kevin Spacey style to the person behind me.
So as I approach... whats this... An Ephing DOOR LIZARD OH NOOO!!!
instead of propping the door for me, like the person before him propped it for him, this Son of a Bitch, sidles through the small crack in the door and the door closes behind the dick face.
The result is a back log in Pay it Forward door traffic, and me being ready to take a cro-bar to a knee cap.
So now you know what the DOOR LIZARD is, if you require clarification, please ask and I will be happy to Door Lizard your face off... WTF....
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