Dear BlogDonkey,
I have a problem and I need your help, and no it doesn't burn when I pee. I'm super stressed out, and i need you to tell me some good ways to deal with that stress?
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Dear BlogDonkey
I have a problem and I need your help, and no it doesn't burn when I pee. I'm super stressed out, and i need you to tell me some good ways to deal with that stress?
D.d. HawttSauce
Well D.d. here's the answer to your question.
step one, find out whats stressing you out, is it work, is it women, is it lack of dancing or too much dancing... no fuck that there's no such thing as too much dancing.
so once you know what that is go eph yourself, cause it don't matta.
Soo it's time to find a solution to those problems?
Option #1
SEXY TIME
However if your a big slice of Douche Cake like yourself,
Mr. HawttSauce... if that is your real name??
then sexy time is not an option, instead I would suggest a hobby,
Option #2
Find a balcony somewhere and diminish your misery by causing it to others...
You need a bag of penny's and a slingshot, it's not good enough if you just drop the penny's
you need to fire them at the people on the ground who are far happier than you. the more people you hit the more you will be satisfied with yourself and thus reducing stress.
Don't forget to spit too...
Now our final Option
#33333333.....
This one is slightly complicated and requires the Following:
- Pipe cleaners
- A small pig (preferably alive)
- One can of tomato soup
- An ice cube
- A 9 Iron
- A picture of Jean-Claude Van Damme (Street Fighter Era)
How does it work,
Just collect those things and then you'll know what to do... Fucker
See you next
BlogDonkey
Well D.d. here's the answer to your question.
step one, find out whats stressing you out, is it work, is it women, is it lack of dancing or too much dancing... no fuck that there's no such thing as too much dancing.
so once you know what that is go eph yourself, cause it don't matta.
Soo it's time to find a solution to those problems?
Option #1
SEXY TIME
However if your a big slice of Douche Cake like yourself,
Mr. HawttSauce... if that is your real name??
then sexy time is not an option, instead I would suggest a hobby,
Option #2
Find a balcony somewhere and diminish your misery by causing it to others...
You need a bag of penny's and a slingshot, it's not good enough if you just drop the penny's
you need to fire them at the people on the ground who are far happier than you. the more people you hit the more you will be satisfied with yourself and thus reducing stress.
Don't forget to spit too...
Now our final Option
#33333333.....
This one is slightly complicated and requires the Following:
- Pipe cleaners
- A small pig (preferably alive)
- One can of tomato soup
- An ice cube
- A 9 Iron
- A picture of Jean-Claude Van Damme (Street Fighter Era)
How does it work,
Just collect those things and then you'll know what to do... Fucker
See you next
BlogDonkey
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