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Today's post goes out to the birthday Boy.

and is brought to you by:

"TOUCHING!!"

SO the question today is what you should do if your kid loves something with all his heart and you for whatever reason need to stop it.

Example: Your kid loves Hot Dogs, and won't eat anything else.

well if that's the case your kid will eat other things if you can make him/her hate hot dogs; the issue is how to accomplish this.

well what doesn't your kid like, in this case we'll choose something simple: Broccoli

so the next hot dog you prepare, instead of giving your kid the dog tell them that the Hot dog people decided to change how they make hot dog, and then serve him/her a bun full of broccoli florets.

Don't forget to say that the old Hot dogs Killed his\her favorite pet,
and that you made the new one with love

Now to today's issue: Lord of the Rings

Your kid love those queer little hobbits and you can't stop it,
and with the impending production of "THE HOBBIT" movie you need
to fix this soon.

Well you need to find a way to scar your child

How do you scar a child?

Traumatic Life EVENTS

You scare the F&%#in shit out of the kid, Like wake him up in the middle of the night and say you have a surprise. Say Were in middle earth and the Frodo and a his super Queers are here for some tea and butt sex... Don't actually say butt sex, it's a Kid.


I give you exhibit A
BOOYA!!!







This Kid is Fucked for life

if you look closely at the kid's left hand he's giving the finger

and now you know how to Mind Fuck your kids too


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