**BLGDNKY**

What the Eph is that smell, who shat...

seriously...

F You...

Ok so this is about something I was thinking about whilst sitting nude on my computer chair.

Now this is a concept, that will make sense to most anyone who has sat in a padded chair.

For those of you who want me to cut to the chase, the idea of the fart chair is as follows, when you sit in a chair and your doing something, typing... eating chips... player hating... so on.

so you sometimes fart in that chair well Have you evern smelled that chair.

UM WELL kinda smells like farts like seriously...
like shit...
like you rub your face on that, BOOM pinkeye...

Or

another example for those of you who don't have a padded office chair,
The driver's seat of your car is a perfect example, Smell it I dare you, especially
after a long car ride, Do it

Cac in your nose is what happens

so what i propose is someone should create some sort of Fart Quelling device to be place in the cushion of all office chairs and car seats in order to prevent the obsorption of farts.

Now if you would buy this you are a fuckin idiot
but nonetheless I suggest someone create this device so i have a reason to make fun of people. simple, solid, Muckytox.


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